too lazy to be original for y'all below is the text of an email i sent today....

oh my god the police were awesome. okay so the audience was supermiddleaged but you know me and concerts: like a moth to the flame.

highlights:

• the jump off the amp by the lead singer of the pre-warm up warm up band (fiction plane)
• my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps... check it out.
• fergie's gold and black sneaks.
• sting's beard
• walking on, walking on the moon.
• the light show spectacular
• the reggae beats

lowlights:

• the toilets had run out of toilet paper before the police had even gone on stage
• the sound quality was average and hurt my ears during fergie
• i hadn't had dinner and was starved
• no "don't stand so close to me"
• the pool of beer my bag was marinating in, which i didn't notice til i got home
• the photo montage of 'ethnic' children during some touchy feely number.

so basically i thoroughly enjoyed the police at the stadium last night. talk about sellout MoRer. and proud.