thank god i don't have a do-good twin brother.

if i did, he would ruin my chances at love.

this is something i learned from 90210 tonight. it was the AIDS episode, famous because steve hits on some girl and she has AIDS. and it changed my preteen idea of sex. thanks 90210. that is an aside really though. because it is also the episode where brenda and dylan hook up. no thanks to brandon.

best quote of the show (if not the entire series) is where brandon is trying to get dylan to stay away from his sister:

"MAN (pregnant pause), she's a virgin"

let us recap. brandon, do-gooder of the century (except during his brief dance with racism in the 3rd or 4th episode) told a man who looks like this...


...that he should stay away.

i would have killed brandon if he were my brother.

(unrelated: i went ten pin bowling again and sucked. what the? i was so on fire on saturday night. i'm not sure what went wrong).