i have so much to tell you. so basically gush gush caroline and morgan got married. gush some more. it was so lovely but i have no movie to make for them. my photos were a bit lame (plus they are already on facebook) and surely by now everyone has grown weary of my talk of fascinators. of fantasisers. or whatever.

so i'll just leave it as the official 'night of 2009'. end of story.

basically, i am struggling to find anything as awesome as cazza and morgue, so i'm in to escapism. naturally, i'm back into movies in a big way. yesterday: revolutionary road. 8 out of ten but i never want to see it again. why? depressing!!! but also

• it makes you crave martinis cos it turns out in the 1950s or whatever that is all that anyone drank. martinis or sherry, two ice cubes, filled to the brim.
• the fashions are so great it actually hurts
• you might sit next to two losers texting all their friends throughout the entire movie
• kate winslet's hair might likely bother you (too blonde) and
• you might end up thinking of matt damon. ew.

seriously, separated at birth or WHAT?

tonight, twilight. 7 out of ten. i've heard the criticism but frankly a hot guy deep breathing because he is overcome with desire is not such a bad thing. i am not the slightest bit freaked out by how he's a vampire. but it freaks me out that robert pattinson is like seven years younger than me and has been in harry potter movies. yet, i'd totally watch this again. and i might have to. i passed out from pain part way through due to drinking a strawberry bubble tea immediately before the movie then really really needing to pee. the strawberry bubble tea was good though.

now, we're in an economic recession if you hadn't noticed. so, if you can't afford to go to the movies just sit back and watch this. this the exact same movie our teachers used to make us watch before our annual camping trip. frankly, it is no wonder i'm a bit against the great outdoors.....