goodness me. i am so cosmopolitan. tonight i ate snails.

they tasted like garlic butter. ie delicious. but i am still recovering from the richness of it all.

you know what else is rich? complaints from other people. but i am too tired to care about how there is a list of like eight people who have wronged me with their complaints. sleepiness is like that.... it takes away your conviction. tomorrow i'll forget why i was so outraged by people, until i'm outraged all over again. it is a cycle.

you know what isn't rich? me. snails are expensive. but it was worth it. great food, excellent company, a chance to vent about cowoes and the like. hels was basically the perfect date.