koreans are hilarious. well, maybe not all of them, because it is my job to recognise diversity. and the chances of an entire population grouping having the same hilarious characteristic is pretty unlikely. so, to be more precise, koreans that translate cute little poems on notebooks into english are out of this world funny.

today i bought myself a new notebook, which i will call marineblues.

note the words under the title marineblues:

it is where you can find the life of a person in their twenties filled with
little happiness in life

using this notebook at work will be funnier than the time i printed off the inspirational powerpoint and stuck it to my desk.

to further illustrate the life of the person in their twenties with no happiness in their life, there are pictures...

as rove mcmanus would say, what the?

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i miss rove mcmanus being on tele. it wasn't as if i ever watched, except for that time simon le bon was on and he claimed his band had more liaisons with women while on tour than robbie williams. again, what the? i mean i would pash simon le bon at the drop of a hat, but even with his current drug issues, i'd say robbie sees more action than the entire duran duran entourage.

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if everyone in wellington guessed less than eleven out of the twenty four oscar categories right, i'm in the running for a free movie ticket from rialto cinemas for my oscar predictions. it would have been twelve out of twenty four (ie fifty percent) if the academy had done the honourable thing and recognised will smith's large and powerful body of work. made in america was freakin' awesome. for example.

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tonight i won at board games. specifically ticket to ride. i rewarded myself with some selfportraits.