my brother gave it to me as a joke. like why would a cool chick such as myself use a faux mink blanket. i'll tell you why: because they are much warmer than i ever expected.
i have been laughing my head off tonight. almost literally. don't worry. my head is still on my shoulders. but i wont tell you why because you sort of had to be there. why weren't you there? i looked out for you. you rsvped and everything.
i made a bit of a faux pas tonight at the party. to go with my faux mink blankie. i was trying to make a joke and it came out all wrong and just a bunch of words that bore no relation to each other and certainly had no resemblance to something even vaguely funny. this has happened more than once. what the? i'm basically a stand up comedian. i'm THAT hilarious. and yet... i'm not firing at the moment.
but you know what else isn't firing at the moment? my heater. maybe i should go and remedy that. i mean seriously... it is colder than my ice queen heart up in here.
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I thought that party was lame-o-rama, but having burgers with you fellas tonight was awesome. Seriously. I heart you.
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