speaking of inappropriate, i started spanish lessons today. my tutor monologued for about 40 minutes at the start and then kept us for an extra half an hour at the end. i was livid. especially when i kept packing up my papers etc... and he kept telling me that there was no need because we had more exercises to finish. i wish i was fluent in spanish because if i were i would have told him to bite me (in spanish).
he made me late for lunch. which made me late for study. which made me decide to skip party invites and dvd viewing invites so i could study. which made me write this blog post. and because i have to have a photo with my blog posts here i am. trying very hard not to look witchy (thanks hels:)
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Well ya know, I think it was just the lighting.
And, maybe you're being a little too hard on the frendster guy its not like he emailed and said, "How would you like to have sex with an 18 year old?"
And, I guess the Spanish lesson thing might have been an authentic glimpse into Spanish culture.
I thought you said "today a frendster guy massaged me". I knew you were into the internet dating thing but ....
Turns out I need better reading comprehension skills.
yeah hels, it probably was just the lighting. and you're right. witches can be hot too.
I would be happy to tutor you.
Lección número uno: La Cocina.
Paco: Yo quiero un plátano.
Ana: Yo tengo dos plátanos.
Paco: ¿Puedo yo comer uno de sus plátanos?
Ana: No.
Paco: Pero, tengo hambre.
Ana: Usted debe buscar trabajo. Tiene casi treinta años, y todavía vive con su mamá. Cada dia, usted esta pidiendome algo -- plátano, jabón, tarjeta de crédito -- y nunca me ofrece nada. Yo soy tan aburrido con usted, y como usted se siente tanto para su mismo. Usted es un niño en cuerpo de adulto.
Paco: Ay.
(silencio)
Paco: ¿Puedo comer una de sus manzanas?
Translation, according to freetranslation.com:
Lesson number one: The Kitchen.
Paco: I want a banana.
Ana: I have two bananas.
Paco: I am able I to eat one of its bananas?
Ana: Not.
Paco: But, I am hungry.
Ana: You should seek work. Has almost thirty years, and still lives with its mom. Each I gave, you this asking me something -- banana, soap, credit card -- and never nothing offers me. I am so bored with you, and as you feel so much for its same one. You are a boy in body of adult.
Paco: Oh.
(silence)
Paco: I can eat one of its apples?
Lesson two, next week: At the Mortgage Lender's
Usted es un niño en cuerpo de adulto.
it is such a useful phase to know. thanks *pete*, and freetranslationdotcom of course.
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