oh my god i found my brother on myspace dot com.

he told me he was there but i didn't realise just how farcken hilarious it would be.

here is his photo. i do not know these girls.

according to his profile his ambition this year is to win an olympic medal. since the winter olympics is over i'm thinking he's failed already. poor chuckie. i will have to console him with a free lunch. interestingly he identifies as a smoker (former) WHICH I DID NOT KNOW.

and he claims to have been born in the hood. what the? and he doesn't even mention me and i'm his number two fan. he has an obsession with anna scarlett (who?) and A BLOG.

it is soooo good i'm republishing an entire entry. good lord my family is amazing... first me, then him. my parents would be proud. if only they knew...

Thursday, March 23, 2006
My Finest Hour Current mood: giggly
Dont you love it when ficticious events youve made up, get printed in newspapers or online magazines??? Well check this out!!
GIRL SAVES BIKE, FAITH IN HUMAN RACEOn a recent trip to Manukau, on November 3, I borrowed a bike from a friend, which I took for a light ride round Pukekohe. I had left the bike on a bike rack with a chain and decided to have a look at a few of the shops.Upon my return about an hour later, I encountered a young lady protecting my bike from a group of teenagers, intent on taking my bike – they had already managed to get the chain loose, and got the bike free of the rack. Once I had made clear that the bike was mine, the three young hooligans fled the scene leaving the young lady holding my bike.The young lady had a smile that could melt gold and eyes that bedazzled me. She had said to me that I should be more careful where I leave my bike around here, and that she had held them off half an hour earlier also when she had seen the teens hanging around looking suspicious. We talked for a little about the bike, at which point she had to return to school.The only information I obtained about the 'knight in shining armour' was that her name was Rylie and she was from Waiuku, and I think she said she went to Waiuku College.Hence why I am writing this letter, as I didn't really get to thank this lovely young lady properly and thought that this may be a good medium to display my gratitude to her.Up until this point (especially with the attempted theft of my bike) I had begun to doubt the nature of people in this impersonal day and age, but this act of selflessness and courage has re-instilled certain faiths in the human race.So could I please acknowledge this turn of a good samaritan. Many thanks Rylie, perhaps in the future our paths will cross again – JUDD BAKER

Check it out for yourself, my finest hour!!!
http://www.tearaway.co.nz/Article.aspx?PostingID=4770