mice are vile. my good friend helena has mice. she claims only one. i know she must have many. my rule of thumb: where you see one mouse there are nine hiding somewhere else in your house. i tend to think their hiding place = my bed. which is why, when i have mice, i sleep in my sleeping bag with the smallest breathing hole possible.
my suggestion solution to an infestation? move.
also wanna see me with straight hair. here you go...
also i have had a very stressful day at work. i can't go into the details EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO GO INTO THE DETAILS. but i can tell you that i said a little thank you to god when i remembered i had a book in my to read pile called "the accidental leader: what to do when you find yourself in charge" or something like that. you get the picture. it is a wank leadership book. but it was desperate times. in the end i did what i felt most comfortable doing. so the book didn't really help at all.
what does help is having hilarious people around you. best phone message of the day. "h. i. l. a. r. i. o. u. s. check your email goodbye". they were right it was hilarious. i wish some hilarious tele were on now. i love hilarious television.
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I love mice. The more the merrier. I love black birds and Kircaldie bunnies even better. And even better, I love sitting on the warm computer while Hebequeen types.
You look like Dianna Ross.
what I meant was 'shit bitch, you is fine'.
you look so pretty. i have very curly red/orange hair. people say i look like my head is on fire when the sun shines.
1) hp your advice is super excellent and i am going to take it and move to california. i haven't seen lil' norm for at least 3 days so maybe norm has also moved to california. or MAYBE HE IS IN HIS LITLE MOUSE BOUDOIR BREEDING
i feel unwell.
2) your picture is way cuter than lil' norm, even if it does say "vile".
3) the less curly one's hair is the less chance there is that a mouse will nest in it.
yrs sincerely
oh my god i'd never thought about how curly hair = mouse nest. i will shave my head this evening. good lord that is the grossest thing i've ever heard.
and thanks annie and stronglight. i is fine and pretty.
ali we could never live togehter. you'd probably bring me mice as presents, because i know that is what cats do for people they love. as a result i'd never let you back in my house. because that is what i do for cats i don't like because they bring me mice.
see the last quote on this page:
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Hair_20scrounge_20mouse
that pink haired man is the anti-us.
oh. the end of that url should say 20mouse, not 20m. my post was cropped. cropped like a mouse-fearer's hair.
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