this is THE most disgusting thing i have ever seen. or at least the most disgusting thing i have seen all week.

it is a mouse squished paper thin. it has been lying on the doorstep of my work since at least Monday. possibly longer.

i have a mousephobia. so the first time i saw it i went weak and basically couldn't talk for a few minutes. over the week i have built up immunity to it's disgustingness. and even started to feel sad for the mouse. which is an achievement since i believe i will one day die, or be traumatically injured, by the paw(?) of a mouse. but then today when cowo AL picked it up, all the feelings of disgust came back and i screamed and ran. despite logic telling me otherwise, i had visions of it coming back to life, jumping out of her hand and into my hair where it would nest and have babies and eat me alive.