muffin mania is so 1990s. therefore the pictured jam doughnut muffin is proof that clark's has been bought by mr bun.

the other thing that is soooo 1990s is my bedroom at my parents house. i went there tonight for dinner (i'm having family overload at the moment. there are still relatives etc... in town, meaning there are still 'occassions' to be had). i went through some of the stuff in my bedroom closet. best things include:

• some unused christmas cards (religious themed) purchased for $2.50 from the warehouse
• books! many books. all on random topics so therefore probably bought at the vic books sales. topics include organisational behaviour theory, film theory, and drug and alcohol rehab (?)
• my degrees. well, i only found one - i assume the other is in there somewhere. if not, god alone knows where it could be (although note that these would have been from the 2000s)
• the remains of numerous craft projects (paints, glitter, stencils)
• photo albums (and photos of roadtrips with HRC, but sadly no trace of the photos from that shortlived, but memorable, period where we were rugby groupies)
• school leavers jersey. well i think it was anyway. it was a blue heap on one of the shelves. the scars are still to fresh for me to pick it up. the scars relating to how ugly a girl looks in said jersey. and how it took me a couple of years to realise this. and how i wore it at university. oh my god, i think i may vomit at that thought.
• some mix tapes. probably with beastie boys, pearl jam and green day, and
• a large penguin. i think this is yours helena. if you want it back, let me know.