if you want help being massively unpopular in your office, i've got it.

everytime something goes wrong you simply say:

"this is such a drysdale".



then refuse to watch the olympics because you're sick of seeing new zealanders pull a drysdale.

and then start to refer to bronze medal winners as a bunch of drysdales.

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today was my best day at work for the longest time. we watched bevan doherty pull a drysdale and get a bronze on the big screen tele. and i got to launch four documentaries, which i had planted the seeds for with my exceptional imagination(they are obviously work documentaries, don't get too excited), i booked alicia keys tickets (i hear you say why? but the question should really be why not?) and i had cornflakes and watties fruit salad for breakfast at the documentary launch. oh, and i kept the wheels of democracy turning and what not.

but then i get home and discover my broadband limit has been BLOWN for the month.

in other words i've done a drysdale*.


*bloody tvnz live streaming of men's gymnastics has been nothing but bad news. in short, and despite the way it is all i can talk about, i can't wait until the bloody olympics are over.