oh my god i wasn't going to post it but now i'm so excited about it i have to tell you about how i'm going to a party tomorrow night and about how i will quite likely be the BELLE OF THE BALL.

the details are as follows...

why will you be the b.o.t.b?

in part because of my great social skills but mostly because of my AWESOME COSTUME

a costume party, what is the theme?

the theme has somehow become irrelevant. it was meant to be that you went as something starting with the letters P, H or D. my costume covers ALL letters, but like i said... themes are so irrelevant when your costume is this awesome.

could you be over selling the costume?

no.

how much did the costume cost you?

well, in terms of costs incured this week the honest answer is NOTHING. it is like i have been building up to this event my entire life and little bits and pieces i have collected over the years all seem to fit together so nicely. that said i may need some blue eyeliner to finish off the costume.

blue eyeliner?

yes, but according to some cost cutting article i read all the eye liner in the world is made by two or three companies. so you may as well buy the cheapest brands. with that in mind i will probably spend $2 on eyeliner. the bonus being i will own blue eyeliner. which will mean that my work wardrobe will get a little pizzazz.

pizzazz? are you going as a misfit?

god, that is a great idea. but no. actually, damn, that really is a good idea. i wish i hadn't already committed to this costume.

don't worry, the costume will be great....

that's true. and plus i don't think i could pull of zebra stripes and fluoro hair. however, i can pull off a blonde wig. BIG TIME.

you're going as a blonde?

exactamondo.

can you reveal your identity?

ew... maybe.... i mean, it is not like many of you will be there.

so, who will you be friday night, homeperm?

tonight matthew, i will be PRINCESS HER royal HIGHNESS DIANA. queen of hearts.