today hrc got a new cellphone. which means that obviously i needed to take a self portrait so that every time i call her my picture comes up. and guess what? i've lost my self portrait mojo.

i went to this website on how to write an awesome blog post, and the only tip was read each paragraph after you've written it. if it doesn't add anything to what your main point is, delete it. i am not good at following this tip, although i respect it whole heartedly.

i just added a photo on to my amazon dot com profile. along with a sassy comment underneath it. i'm not sure why i did it, i mean, who will read my amazon dot com profile. i don't plan to become a listmania contributor.

i am reading zadie smith's on beauty and relating to the daggy middle daughter. how sad for me. i hope she turns out to be the sassy super hero. and if so i hope i relate to her sassy side as much as i relate to her daggy side. also i hope she hooks in to the handsome boy.

jordon knight

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we might get married.

i wore only sneakers from the mid nineties (when i stopped wearing doc martins for school - not the cool kind of doc martins either - the NZ made variety) until i started work. a six year period. my current sneakers are ugly and functional. i want sassy sneakers. i bet i can buy them on the internet.

anyway, my point is that i'm all over the place today. i blame the weather.