the thing about auckland is that everybody here smokes.

the other thing about auckland is that you should call it dorkland. because it is full of dorks. seriously, people who don't love the mexican cafe live here. there is every reason to love the mexican cafe. i went there for dinner last night and it was loud and tacky and cocktail filled and i ate chimichangas or whatever. but then people made fun of it. dorks.

another thing about dorkland is that it is full of wankers. i should know. i spent an evening with them at the classic comedy bar's ninth birthday. there was porn. lots of it. and i couldn't sleep basically because it was so disturbing. and there was annoying heckling lady. and the guy from insert video here who is like supershort but other than that my kind of guy. i texted my flat mate to tell her about how he and i were like *at the same party* and her reply was clear "stay away from him". she knows me too well.

the last thing about dorkland is hello they know how to conference. but fortunately today is the last day and i can go home and return to my normal life of newtown. gawd i miss newtown.