i like this photo because it makes my face look different and my lips look giant. maybe they are. giant that is. but ordinarily, when i look in a mirror, they don't look that way.

i like erin and she says nice things about me, even when i'm being all insecure. insecurities suck man. lucky that i normally have an inflated sense of self worth.

i like looking through other people's wallets. i like it so much i feel it must be bad. so i don't dig too deep. next time you have coffee with me and you want me to stop talking i'd suggest you just give me your wallet. i'll shut up and construct a more full picture of you. i now think that this man can't throw stuff out. phone numbers that are four years old? there is something kind of sweet about that.

i like al gore's presentation style. i saw the inconvenient truth movie and i was very impressed with the way he worked the stage. i have a lot to learn about presenting. also, i loved the ginger chick in the second or third role of al gore's audience. earnest is not the word. i want to be her. if i were her i too would be sitting nodding vigourous approval. comedic genius.

i like cheese cake. my bestest cubicle buddy gave me a piece of cheesecake made by his girlfriend and his sister. i felt like a bully stealing lunch money or whatever. but it was worth it. the cheesecake had vodka in it.

i like sleep. i may go and spend some time indulging in that passtime now actually.

i like you. every one of you. especially if you are a camp coordinator who is trying to deal with two estranged identical girls (lena, that last sentence... that was for you).