he said he was looking for someone to off load some of his vinyl collection to. someone who had a record player. i saw this 1960s gem and gorgeous version of the sound of music and i knew it was worth a lie.
i have a record player, could i have the sound of music?
he was ecstatic. so was i. i told him all about how i went on the sound of music tour in salzburg and how i had the time of my life. i told him of sneaking into the abbey and how it was the coldest i’d ever been.
he used to be a muso. so i told him about mozart’s birthplace and i how i went there too. he was impressed. i told him how austria is my happy place.
yet again, it seems, older men are the bestest men. anyway, like i said, i lied about having a record player. anyone know how i can get my hands on one.
also, my older cowoe who hugged me in the elevator the other day hugged me in public today. i can’t wait for the rumours to spread.
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