when i study for exams my mind wanders.

today i felt like a seductress. i sat at my desk putting coating upon coating of lipstick on. and taking photos of my lips.


(you want to kiss me don't you. how sweet).

then i would look at my bright red nails and say to myself "you are so working those bright red nails". and i wished that i had my bright red heartshaped ring on. because, hello, i would look so hot that my keyboard would probably have exploded due to being too near to extremely high temperature. on second thoughts, maybe it was a good thing i didn't have my bright red heartshaped ring on. for the sake of the computers.

then i started taking photos of myself studying while lounging on one of the couches at work. the couches at work have turned political. much like desk space. it stems from how i stole one of the arm chairs so that my visitors would have somewhere comfortable to sit when they came by my desk. well, facilities management were not impressed and they repossessed it. i'm going to take count of every person who ever sits in that chair in the communal space. my hypothesis is that only about two people have used it in the communal space compared with the hundreds of people who used it when it was near my desk. using this FACTUAL basis, i will argue that the chair should be returned to me IMMEDIATELY.

anyway, the photos of me on the chair were awful. you will not see them.

then i imagined that i was at home in bed. and i almost fell asleep on the couch. not a good look.

i am home now. i will be in bed shortly, achieving my aim for the day (more sleep, hurrah!).