well i haven't met titania as such. more i have been introduced to her oraqle. you ask titania questions and titania gives you answers. i began a bit of a non-believer. perhaps in jest. certainly not in earnest. i began with questions of the heart. in case you were wondering titania tells me i have met one of my soulmates. but i have two. and the second is someone i have not yet met. it was not clear if titania meant soulmate in a romantic sense or if it meant like kindred spirit bestfriend type soulmate. also, i thought wrt soulmate there could maybe only be one. not a series of them. but whatever.
i asked titania about my romantic prospects. ie are there any. i just about shrieked:
Yes, if you look at the right candidate. You are inclined to choose rather badly for yourself sometimes.
okay so anyone could read that and apply it to their lives but for me it is ACTUALLY TRUE. and i had just had a conversation with someone about how that was MY BIG PROBLEM. hilarious.
although it hadn't been my intention i ended up asking titania about what my future husband will look like. strong chin apparently. and you know what they say about strong chins. strong chins, strong personality (i just learnt that on the internet moments ago). and fair. disappointing because i'm worried now about the chocolateness of my babies. i need to remember one doesn't need to marry the father of one's babies.
i also asked titania if anyone was gossiping about me. apparently people are talking about me but i needn't worry. it is not gossip. phew. as if anyone needs to gossip about me. i start all of the gossip about me and noone believes it.
also someone is thinking of me more than i would believe or something. bless them. i appreciate the thoughts. but less thinking more action perhaps. everyone who knows me should know i don't appreciate people who sit in boxes and think. i'm all about the soldiers. but not literally.
there was more but i forget now.
also i like getting flowers. these flowers, given to me at my party, are lasting well.
i wonder who is thinking about me now. and if they are the same people talking about me. i hope it is talking in admiring tones.
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JFK was what I got on google images for a strong chin. Interesting, n'est-ce pas...
yeah sorry. i tried to find a site that provided more. but jessica you should buy a copy of it. it was SO GREAT.
also i continue to be perplexed by what a strong chin would look like. I have a JFK badge. i will have to take it with me everywhere an compare to men in real life. it will be a dating tool or whatever.
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