oh my so much to tell you so little time before i have to go and meet people for brunch. and i'm still in my pyjamas.

i'm a ball of confusion, as you know. so ordering my thoughts is difficult. i will begin with marriage. i have basically been proposed to. via friendster. my photo on friendster is H.O.T. but i never expected a proposal based on it. a guy, whose english is at best questionable, is looking for a girlfriend, but perhaps more. a waif (sic) who understands him. but first he wants to know if i would be interested in being his friend. i will keep you posted.

okay to even MORE exciting news i met the king of france last night. at a party where strong light and i flirted with builders using pieces of wood. here is the winner of the: what would you do with two pieces of wood competition. he would make skis.


he was also accusing me of being big brother. so i had to block out his face.

but back to the king of france. the king of france picked me up and shook me. not just metaphorically. but actually physically. literally, if you will. and his friend gave me a head massage. one word: divine. i did a robot dance demonstration and watched the king do a breakdancing demo. and talked about boys and beer and how great newtown is. it is great.

and i wanted to post a special post for helena. and i will. but maybe once i get back from brunch with jho.