these are the cocktails james made.

james made more cocktails. making cocktails is what james does. james also gives me strawberries. because I like them. and james is all about catering to MY needs.

james made me a plum cocktail. plums are more or less my favourite. i like black doris plums. they are colourful. and sweet. without being too tart. they are especially good with lots of alcohol. and strawberries because I like them. even though strawberries don't really go with plums in a cocktail james gave me strawberries with my plum cocktail. james catered to ME.

in the end, however, james got his grump on. because the posse i was with were a bit full on. so we exited the situation and took photos to send to people all over the world. i sent a photo to my friend in the UK who called me today to wish me happy birthday even though i wont turn 27 until forever away (sunday that is). he is brilliant. talking to him made me almost sad. even though it was great. i just want my friends around me all the time. james would arrange it if he could. james caters to ME.

james would also do my assignment for me. now that i'm home - both later and earlier than expected - i have decided to do some study; it is midnight. i just hung up from a phone call with a friend where we were talking about how we are disillusioned with life and i declared that i will be up until four in the morning for a number of reasons. one of those reason = study. james would help me if he could. james is MY caterer.

james would also go and get me my sleeping bag right now. farck it is cold. i need to be wrapped up warm as i sit in my home office slash kitchen typing my wee heart out. james! where is the sleeping bag? james! where is my toast and tea. james! cater to ME already.