i'm quite livid.

livid.

because of you.

YES.

you.

i have built up a readership and now hate you. well... hate is a bit strong. maybe, i'm uncomfortable with you.

anyway, my formerly tightly controlled blog reading community has expanded somewhat in the past weeks. none of y'all comment: which is a bit of a pain really because that is like how you pay me for the pleasure of knowing about my life. but you all read it.

so, i'm putting you on a trial. of a sort.

if you are a coworker, i'm putting you on a short lead. you can not mention anything i say in my blog to anyone else at work. you are not allowed to forward the address. and you are certainly NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION IT AT A GROUP MORNING TEA.

my goodness. i remain livid. although this venting is helping.

if i don't know you personally, and you don't know anyone who i mention by name personally, well, by all means. tell your friends. i mean, farck. i'm hilarious.

but if you do tell your friends, please also tell them that the blog used to be funnier. you see tonight i'm editing. i'm deleting bits and pieces. to protect the innocent. the bits i'm editing = the best bits. naturally.

i'm also removing links to people YOU might know.

so, HA!

and, by way of a summary, you retain the right to read this. in return you have to protect this wee blog with all your might. can you do that?

(ps: taking for granted it is worth protecting. happy to take suggestions to the contrary. i just didn't expect that people WOULD MENTION IT AT MORNING TEA when i wasn't there to be dismissive. so i don't have any strategies for dealing with this. sigh. to the power of infinity).

also note: no photo this entry. first time ever. reflects just how serious i am. maybe i should just delete it all.